Idea Disorder: Mustache Madness

Brock, Craven and I have this big idea that could make The Mustache just as irresistible as the infamous Snuggie.
I can’t say what the product is, but I will say this:
With each purchase you’ll get the super-slim, totally portable
Nose Hair Trimmer absolutely FREE!
And, of course, a percentage of proceeds will go to Mustaches vs. Cancer.